Working or Babysitting at Home?

It is a memo to the men whose wife ONLY babysits at home, rather than working from morning to night.

• At work, you do not need to make sure that your colleague does not put a toy car wheel into the mouth or climb on a chair, from which he may fall down and smash his head, or draw on the wallpaper.
• You can be sure that your colleague will eat neatly. Moreover, you do not have to clean the soup he spilled on the floor. By the way, he will not say PFFFFF into your face with soup into his mouth.
• If you decide to go out together at lunchtime, the colleague will dress himself, without your puffing and trying to shove each finger into its “house”, putting shoes onto the escaping feet and a cap onto a head that keeps turning.
• If you go out, your colleague is unlikely to sit down into a puddle to prove he is right, and you do not have to wash his dirty clothes.
• If you go shopping with your colleague, he will not beg you to buy anything that catches his eye, promising to behave and eat his porridge, and you will not have to come up with a million reasonable arguments to avoid buying another bauble.
• If your colleague gets tired, you do not need to carry him in his arms back to the office, while he is whimpering and waving his arms and legs, and you will not be carrying his things at the same time.
• At work, you do not have to call the colleague to order with remarks like “Do not pick your nose!”, “Do not wipe your hands on yourself!”, “Do not suck your finger!” etc. After all, he has his own mother, let her blush for him!
• Certainly, you haven’t got a colleague, who often begins to sob for no reason. And if there is one, you do not have to calm him down because he is unable to calm down himself.
• At work, there is no such thing as daytime nap. And if there was, you would have slept yourself out, without lulling your colleague to sleep, rocking him in your arms until his eyes are closed.
• You do not have to clean up the scattered paper and stationery for your colleagues in the office.
• Your colleague will not say NO to your every suggestion.

You do not have to remind him to visit the bathroom in time. However, even if we assume that something unexpected happens, you do not have to clean up the effects of the disaster.

• At work, no one will demand that you clean the office and cook breakfast and dinner in addition to your work.
• Moreover, you can leave the office and go home. After all this, job is a paradise…

So who is busier: a husband at work, or a young mother at home? In fact, a woman having a baby from 0 to 5 years of age works 24/7! The only minus of work is, perhaps, that a colleague is unlikely to climb on your lap, gaze into your eyes and tenderly say, “Mommy, I love you so much!”